"Hey babe, lets cook dinner tonight…yea you do the cooking and I’ll drink the
wine and type away, remember my Internet is broken? Thanks hun!"
Wendy being the sly fox that she is could easily come up with some tricky scheme like that, and probably pull it off even better. Remember when we tried to Free Freddie? Well, this is a way easier scheme with guaranteed positive results. You not only get an awesome dinner cooked by your one and only but also some time and free Internet to post away. Ohhhh the possibilities. .
But that’s ok, I can take a hint…I’ll just keep updating about my life and remain in the dark about my dear friend Wendy’s life back in Texas. Sad day.